OK, this is just crazy, but it’s the kind of crazy we all want:
The ASUS MARS card is like a custom 295GTX, two GPUs in one double-wide enclosure sharing a single slot.
The difference is that the GPUs have 2GB each and are 285’s, not 260’s, so they’re about 25% faster. More SMs, higher frequency, and wider RAM bus.
This is one of the only cards out there which is not an NVIDIA reference card copy.
I betcha the cooler is going to be loud… but perhaps the sound will be drowned out by our collective gleeful happy cackling.