Yet another nvidia-smi shows no devices were found - 4060ti Ubuntu

I’ve read through lots of similar posts and have installed the drivers multiple times and multiple ways. Software & Updates shows “Using NVIDIA drive metapackage from nvidia-driver-535 (proprietary, tested)”. lspci shows the card:
lspci | grep -i vga
00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Intel Corporation IvyBridge GT2 [HD Graphics 4000] (rev 09)
01:00.0 VGA compatible controller: NVIDIA Corporation Device 2803 (rev a1)
as does lshw:
sudo lshw -c video
*-display
description: VGA compatible controller
product: NVIDIA Corporation
vendor: NVIDIA Corporation
physical id: 0
bus info: pci@0000:01:00.0
version: a1
width: 64 bits
clock: 33MHz
capabilities: pm msi pciexpress vga_controller bus_master cap_list rom
configuration: driver=nvidia latency=0
resources: irq:16 memory:e6000000-e6ffffff memory:c0000000-cfffffff memory:d0000000-d1ffffff ioport:e000(size=128) memory:e7000000-e707ffff
[IvyBridge graphics deleted]
I’ve blacklisted nouveau. I’ve installed the drivers with and without a window manager running. Knowing as little as I do about this stuff there is probably something obvious in the output above that I’m missing. It’s also possible I just didn’t physically install the card correctly.

I took a look at dmesg where the only nvidia related error I saw involved nvidia-drm

[ +0.029114] [drm] [nvidia-drm] [GPU ID 0x00000100] Loading driver
[ +0.000089] [drm:nv_drm_load [nvidia_drm]] ERROR [nvidia-drm] [GPU ID 0x00000100] Failed to allocate NvKmsKapiDevice
[ +0.000195] [drm:nv_drm_probe_devices [nvidia_drm]] ERROR [nvidia-drm] [GPU ID 0x00000100] Failed to register device

I attempted to attach the nvidia-bug-report.log.gz but the processing upload just kept spinning.

Any suggestions are greatly appreciated.

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